my name is josh, i'm 17, and i like mozzarella sticks

draw my new icon if you want and i'll follow you

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ok but are you ever feeling down and then Beyoncé comes on shuffle and you’re just like “everything’s gonna be alright”

i should go to sleep probably right

letsfack:

be cute and text me first so I know you’re thinking of me

tatehorror:

tatehorror:

Today my dad texted my mum (they have been divorced for 12 years) completely out of nowhere and said “hello miss cranky pants”

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fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

ex0skeletal:

Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

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snazziest:

Me at high school reunions