me when i diet
ok but are you ever feeling down and then Beyoncé comes on shuffle and you’re just like “everything’s gonna be alright”
i should go to sleep probably right
be cute and text me first so I know you’re thinking of me
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
Pro Tip: Instead of having feelings, try being dead inside. Everything is still horrible but you will not care at all.
Me at high school reunions