my name is josh, i'm 16, and i like mozzarella sticks

draw my new icon and i'll follow you

buy me something for my bday (july 16th) and i'll follow you

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justintimerblake:

getting your sleeves wet when youre washing your hands

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tiesaretedious:

hoLY SHIT SO TODAY IN CLASS THE WEIRDEST FUCKING SHIT HAPPENED

a bee got into my class and everyone was freaking out, so all of a sudden, this kid goes “I GOT IT” and he fucking pulls out a RUBBER FUCKING BAND AND SHOOTS IT THE FUCK DOWN IN ONE TRY

MY TEACHER JUST STOOD THERE NOBODY KNEW HOW TO REACT

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream

taggedugly:

do you ever hear a song that makes you wanna start abusing hardcore drugs

saladder:

when u think u got over ur crush but he gives you like 0.2 attention and it starts all over again

mormondad:

Why do other ppl have my name wtf

getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

abrotion:

me when people are mean to meimage

envycamacho:

*has 10 second fantasy about someone hot that u saw in public*

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

shessoluckyshesastar:

it’s never too early to introduce your children to religion 

meladoodle:

i wanna take your clothes off… ;) and then replace them with something else because that outfit is ugly as hell

ohgomen:

seriously jealousy is the worst emotion 

you’re not only really sad but you’re really annoyed and helpless at the same time

and you feel pathetic like you’re ruining people’s fun but don’t want to be left out so you just sit around quietly annoyed

gooutfighting:

if you say you don’t know the lyrics to at least one high school musical song then you are lying

anusking:

son is a gender neutral term to me now