my name is josh, i'm 17, and i like mozzarella sticks

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actinglikeicare:

This is what happens when you go to the same school as Lorde

adriofthedead:

morganperreault:

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

interstellarmage:

i knew this guy in middle school who when asked about his future plans, even by school counselors or teachers would without fail always chant,

KICK ASS, GO TO SPACE
REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

i wonder what he’s up to these days.

prismatoid:

Life is full of difficult decisions. 

communistbakery:

I get really confused when people get to know me and still flirt with me, like there are hotter funnier more enjoyable people why are you picking me why would you do that to yourself

fantasticsteve:

romanticize self love 2k14

xahhx:

a little horny
a little ok
a little dead inside

heliolisk:

so many potatoes in the world are waiting for me to eat them

funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand